I stole from Target.

And I feel really guilty about it. See, Target was having a really good sale on diapers. So Beth and I met up to shop. She is so fantastic, she pushes Hudson in a cart and we both put all of our stuff in together. So I stocked up on diapers, formula and other "must haves". While I was paying, after I was all done checking out, the register died. So I waited like 10 minutes for them to re-print my receipt. The store manager was super nice and gave me $9 of Target bucks for waiting. Finally they decided that the payment never went through and I should re-checkout. So instead of unloading all my bags, I just kind of took out 1 package of diapers and said I have 6 of these and did the same with the formula and then just let them redo the miscellaneous bags. Yeah, turns out I accidentally stole two pairs of baby shoes and a few items from the dollar bin that the first checkout person had put them in one of the bags with a package of diapers. So that night, after I found the problem, I thought about returning to the store. But I didn't and now I am officially an accidental shoplifter!